My home function
Disclaimer: It is a story of a person who welcomes us to his own function at his homeЁЯЩП.Perhaps,it is his most awaited momentЁЯТГ,he had always been wanting it to be happenedЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ and of course many of us atleast felt about this to be happened atleast once in our lifeЁЯШКЁЯШК,and those who already embraced this wud never wanting it to be happen againЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ.And since his very own function,he wished to explore things to us he encountered.As per his wish...lets gets started...
"My home function"
"Good morning,Its 5AM"Time piece cried
"But,Ooh..lemme go for few more min,"
"Can someone turned the AC off for me please"I yelled but none seems to be cared.
"(Trying to stretch out on bet),oh my godd!!cant even shake my leg,why it became so troublesome..."(manages to get off from the bed)
(On stepping out entrence..)
"Hmmm..these peoples never change,look at the Unclean varanda! resembles flower market,disgusting"I sighed.
"Anybody out there?I want it to be cleaned in few min"I shouted peoples at decorating work,unfortunately they ingored me.
"Who lightened incense sticks, Heavy smoke! i cant breath "(these ladies are utterly religious) I moaned as i passing varanda..
"Why these workers never smile!actually Isnt logical that Payee should be grim at work?Siringada (smile please)"
"I could see lot of new faces probably most unknown faces out there,who are they?..these men's were never been shown to me,infact i never wanting them to be appear neither I,See..Where is uncle?"
"Ya..could you see a person who is supervising the portico arrangements over there, he's him..move on..lemme introduce my family"
"Just goto bus terminal,and escort them home"Dad yelled
"You see man in a dirty attire yelling some over phone , he's dad..perhaps he would've forgot to meke him up amid his busy.."
"Its our first ever home function,beat it in high pitch,you b****s"My another uncle forced bands.
"Uncle??..see,he wont even get me,even not pretened that he heard something, He's drunkard,And he is the one in home wish to happen anything in house for a part"
"Hey...be careful..Dont bust crackers on your own,My nephews and nieces..probably only peoples with elegant look☺"
"Aunts found nowhere???...ya there...ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│"
"I told you,not to allow any more garlands, yet,you keeping on,who gonna clean this up now"Word Spat being exchanging angrily with one another..
"Too scared??..we must be so cleard if not we will be fooled by them..where is brother....ya he's showing there,digging something.."
"Where is the most important person,mommy?????..her absent is very innapropriate,she never left me as now before,now am really wanted her to be on my side,she absconded ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│"
(A bus arrives)
"Ooh..these ladies..each having man tall garlands....wowwww..pretty cool babes,where were they still...they never been shown throught this,I was cheated..you..see"
"OMG!!Mommy..emerged from them,and navigated the crew to my room"
(Batch of girls approaching me..)
"Ooh girls found me Im here...wow..wow..you are a damn luckiest person on the globe at the moment man.."
"Hi..."I Addressed 1st.
"I got my hands full already, I don't know who's this guy even, They forced me to drive here"Sighed one of the most beautiful girl in frustration.
(She pissed me off..)
"Well,nothing happened..lets look out..whats yet out there"
"Ya,Once you landed at the bus station, you ll see his display flex right up there, the direction is printed over it"Dad spoke over phone with somebody.
"Hey...."Dad called up my bro
"Ya dad"
"Once you finish up the digging,bring your bros friends from bus station,when they arrive"
"Ok dad"he shouted..
"My friends..???without hint..They never invited to any of mines so on,i thought they angry with me...Really great brats I've..how generous they're...isnt"
"Fine..follow me..We now move to the centre hall of the ceremony "
"Wowwww...how sweet..i never seen anywhere like this decorations, and that slightly elevated stage looks outstanding with beautiful flowers decor"
"Go out,dont disturb me"said to kids by the local priest performing pooja there.
"Ooh..gosh..time ticks very slowely..Dad said everything after my friends arrival..Am really excited to think that gonna be happening to me this eve....wewwww"
(Sshrrrr..krrrch..A car halted at the parking lot)
"Oooooo..they arrived..bro would've escorted them home..see nobody smiles..still,they're in very angry itseems..each carries boxes and garlands with them,I'm sure they'll be slammed by aunts..."
(Friends went up to my room)
"You're carring excessive than permitted,Only part of it ll be allowed"Aunt requested them.
"But,Its our wish to decorate him with ours,pls aunty"one of my friend pleading
(Aunt,paused a min..)
"Okay,then"Aunt noded
"Turn the AC off first off all"my another friend suggested.
"Dont confuse,am inside the room already to see how the processions being carried out"
"His muscles contracted due to high cold mist inside freezer box,Body has to be taken out carefully"Adviced another.
(Box opens,sudden howls of crowd outside busted the box)
"He injured badly,would've suffered alot in the accident before die"One of my broke down
"Yeah,I was died last night in the tragedy accident which claimed my life"
(Someone cried to their tonsils out)
"It must be mom,sorry mom,we both gonna be each other,love you"
(My cadever being taken on my friends sholders to the central hall of the ceremony for public homage)
"Im floating in peoples flood,many throwing flowers at me"
(I was kept a while for final homage on the stage of the beautifully decorated hall)
"My bro had finished the burial pit digging,Its time to say goodbye and thanks all for coming☺☺"
"My home function"
"Good morning,Its 5AM"Time piece cried
"But,Ooh..lemme go for few more min,"
"Can someone turned the AC off for me please"I yelled but none seems to be cared.
"(Trying to stretch out on bet),oh my godd!!cant even shake my leg,why it became so troublesome..."(manages to get off from the bed)
(On stepping out entrence..)
"Hmmm..these peoples never change,look at the Unclean varanda! resembles flower market,disgusting"I sighed.
"Anybody out there?I want it to be cleaned in few min"I shouted peoples at decorating work,unfortunately they ingored me.
"Who lightened incense sticks, Heavy smoke! i cant breath "(these ladies are utterly religious) I moaned as i passing varanda..
"Why these workers never smile!actually Isnt logical that Payee should be grim at work?Siringada (smile please)"
"I could see lot of new faces probably most unknown faces out there,who are they?..these men's were never been shown to me,infact i never wanting them to be appear neither I,See..Where is uncle?"
"Ya..could you see a person who is supervising the portico arrangements over there, he's him..move on..lemme introduce my family"
"Just goto bus terminal,and escort them home"Dad yelled
"You see man in a dirty attire yelling some over phone , he's dad..perhaps he would've forgot to meke him up amid his busy.."
"Its our first ever home function,beat it in high pitch,you b****s"My another uncle forced bands.
"Uncle??..see,he wont even get me,even not pretened that he heard something, He's drunkard,And he is the one in home wish to happen anything in house for a part"
"Hey...be careful..Dont bust crackers on your own,My nephews and nieces..probably only peoples with elegant look☺"
"Aunts found nowhere???...ya there...ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│"
"I told you,not to allow any more garlands, yet,you keeping on,who gonna clean this up now"Word Spat being exchanging angrily with one another..
"Too scared??..we must be so cleard if not we will be fooled by them..where is brother....ya he's showing there,digging something.."
"Where is the most important person,mommy?????..her absent is very innapropriate,she never left me as now before,now am really wanted her to be on my side,she absconded ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│"
(A bus arrives)
"Ooh..these ladies..each having man tall garlands....wowwww..pretty cool babes,where were they still...they never been shown throught this,I was cheated..you..see"
"OMG!!Mommy..emerged from them,and navigated the crew to my room"
(Batch of girls approaching me..)
"Ooh girls found me Im here...wow..wow..you are a damn luckiest person on the globe at the moment man.."
"Hi..."I Addressed 1st.
"I got my hands full already, I don't know who's this guy even, They forced me to drive here"Sighed one of the most beautiful girl in frustration.
(She pissed me off..)
"Well,nothing happened..lets look out..whats yet out there"
"Ya,Once you landed at the bus station, you ll see his display flex right up there, the direction is printed over it"Dad spoke over phone with somebody.
"Hey...."Dad called up my bro
"Ya dad"
"Once you finish up the digging,bring your bros friends from bus station,when they arrive"
"Ok dad"he shouted..
"My friends..???without hint..They never invited to any of mines so on,i thought they angry with me...Really great brats I've..how generous they're...isnt"
"Fine..follow me..We now move to the centre hall of the ceremony "
"Wowwww...how sweet..i never seen anywhere like this decorations, and that slightly elevated stage looks outstanding with beautiful flowers decor"
"Go out,dont disturb me"said to kids by the local priest performing pooja there.
"Ooh..gosh..time ticks very slowely..Dad said everything after my friends arrival..Am really excited to think that gonna be happening to me this eve....wewwww"
(Sshrrrr..krrrch..A car halted at the parking lot)
"Oooooo..they arrived..bro would've escorted them home..see nobody smiles..still,they're in very angry itseems..each carries boxes and garlands with them,I'm sure they'll be slammed by aunts..."
(Friends went up to my room)
"You're carring excessive than permitted,Only part of it ll be allowed"Aunt requested them.
"But,Its our wish to decorate him with ours,pls aunty"one of my friend pleading
(Aunt,paused a min..)
"Okay,then"Aunt noded
"Turn the AC off first off all"my another friend suggested.
"Dont confuse,am inside the room already to see how the processions being carried out"
"His muscles contracted due to high cold mist inside freezer box,Body has to be taken out carefully"Adviced another.
(Box opens,sudden howls of crowd outside busted the box)
"He injured badly,would've suffered alot in the accident before die"One of my broke down
"Yeah,I was died last night in the tragedy accident which claimed my life"
(Someone cried to their tonsils out)
"It must be mom,sorry mom,we both gonna be each other,love you"
(My cadever being taken on my friends sholders to the central hall of the ceremony for public homage)
"Im floating in peoples flood,many throwing flowers at me"
(I was kept a while for final homage on the stage of the beautifully decorated hall)
"My bro had finished the burial pit digging,Its time to say goodbye and thanks all for coming☺☺"
The end
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